Moving Forward - Part 4

Food.  Glorious food.  I have such a love-hate relationship with food.  I love to eat it, but I hate what it does to my ass.  
I've tried pretty much every diet out there (that I thought I could do, anyway) - Paleo, Weight Watchers, calorie counting, IIFYM....you name it, I've done it.  The norm for me was to try it out a couple days, and then decide that it wasn't for me.  Yeah, a couple days........I know.